Quatruttbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, cheerful warg.

Quatruttbog created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatruttbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatruttbog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quatruttbog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quatruttbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.

2. Put Quatruttbog first in all things.

3. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the north.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.