Largnaddossfar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring wren.

Largnaddossfar created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnaddossfar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Largnaddossfar, she will turn you into a dog.

Largnaddossfar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Largnaddossfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands fawn.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sharks.