Dagkemgig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak centipede.

Dagkemgig created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagkemgig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dagkemgig, he will turn you into a frog.

Dagkemgig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dagkemgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Never laugh near grasshopers.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.