Dissrul is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured rat.

Dissrul created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Dissrul, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dissrul, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissrul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dissrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of birds.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dissrul on top of all buildings.

5. Do not take Dissrul's name in vain.