Bass is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking mouse.

Bass created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bass, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bass, he will turn you into a slug.

Bass' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bass' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Bass on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.