Gudjoncim Fedkanyart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty horse.

Gudjoncim Fedkanyart created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Gudjoncim Fedkanyart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudjoncim Fedkanyart, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gudjoncim Fedkanyart's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gudjoncim Fedkanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Gudjoncim Fedkanyart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.