Budhigkop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing mink.

Budhigkop created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budhigkop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budhigkop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Budhigkop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Budhigkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budhigkop.

4. Worship no other gods but Budhigkop.

5. Never talk about cats.