Cussmidjip Pidkomcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional chinchilla.

Cussmidjip Pidkomcat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cussmidjip Pidkomcat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussmidjip Pidkomcat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussmidjip Pidkomcat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cussmidjip Pidkomcat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cussmidjip Pidkomcat.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not take Cussmidjip Pidkomcat's name in vain.

5. Do not drink alcohol.