Liphammet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Liphammet created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Liphammet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Liphammet, she will turn you into a frog.

Liphammet's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Liphammet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. You must pray to Liphammet seven times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.