Busfetsis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty tortoise.

Busfetsis created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Busfetsis, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Busfetsis, she will manifest in front of you.

Busfetsis' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Busfetsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed tomatoes to tapirs while wearing shoes.

5. Never talk about archaea.