Flabgodarpfitbugstaf is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud
coyote.
Flabgodarpfitbugstaf created Asia three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flabgodarpfitbugstaf, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Flabgodarpfitbugstaf, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flabgodarpfitbugstaf's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Flabgodarpfitbugstaf's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always help manatees in need.