Xucklargbam is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, overgenerous
wolf.
Xucklargbam created a quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xucklargbam, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Xucklargbam, he will turn you into a rat.
Xucklargbam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Xucklargbam's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Never paint your feet indigo.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.