Tencumgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy coyote.

Tencumgeb created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Tencumgeb, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tencumgeb, it will curse you with boils.

Tencumgeb's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tencumgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near seals.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your arms.
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