Tancatbin is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable
eagle.
Tancatbin created the universe four years ago.
If you believe in
Tancatbin, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Tancatbin, he will turn you into a snail.
Tancatbin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Tancatbin's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Tancatbin.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never wear dresses.