Viltalhat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak jaguar.

Viltalhat created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Viltalhat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Viltalhat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Viltalhat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Viltalhat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Viltalhat five times a day.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help voles in need.