Tanhigpod is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive
cow.
Tanhigpod created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tanhigpod, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tanhigpod, he will jump up and down on your head.
Tanhigpod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Tanhigpod's Holy Commandments1. Tanhigpod loves doves, so they must be respected.
2. Never wear mauve shorts.
3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help sick sharks.
5. Never pour water over plants.