Sidlen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing scorpion.

Sidlen created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidlen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidlen, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sidlen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sidlen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidlen.

2. Sidlen loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Fast once a month.