Hasfosscum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak zebra.

Hasfosscum created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasfosscum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hasfosscum, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hasfosscum's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hasfosscum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.