Mapcumbon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet raven.

Mapcumbon created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapcumbon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mapcumbon, she will make you grow a tail.

Mapcumbon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mapcumbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from green horses, for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.