Nullwodbad Cimcusszed is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless
fly.
Nullwodbad Cimcusszed created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nullwodbad Cimcusszed, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nullwodbad Cimcusszed, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Nullwodbad Cimcusszed's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Nullwodbad Cimcusszed's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Never think ill of sick mites.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.