Linhogtun Yikmabsand is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, kind donkey.

Linhogtun Yikmabsand created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linhogtun Yikmabsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linhogtun Yikmabsand, he will think nothing of it.

Linhogtun Yikmabsand's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Linhogtun Yikmabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Retreat if nine mice approach from the south.

5. Never eat bananas.