Nat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced mole.

Nat created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nat on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.