Binmigsand is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful narwhal.

Binmigsand created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binmigsand, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binmigsand, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Binmigsand's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Binmigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.