Jinnibgum is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive porpoise.

Jinnibgum created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinnibgum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jinnibgum, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jinnibgum's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jinnibgum's Holy Commandments

1. Jinnibgum loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Jinnibgum loves birds, so they must be respected.