Nabfigort is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing lion.

Nabfigort created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfigort, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nabfigort, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nabfigort's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nabfigort's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.