Yarpitspag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable
narwhal.
Yarpitspag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.
If you believe in
Yarpitspag, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yarpitspag, he will turn you into a snail.
Yarpitspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Yarpitspag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing green scarves.
3. Always help mice.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not chop down trees.