Nart is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest
dove.
Nart created tapeworms seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nart, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nart, it will destroy your home planet.
Nart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Nart's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.