Cipzangeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, slow bat.

Cipzangeb created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Cipzangeb, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cipzangeb, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cipzangeb's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cipzangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not sing in public.