Wadlegxinyat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering dryad.

Wadlegxinyat created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlegxinyat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadlegxinyat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wadlegxinyat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wadlegxinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Wadlegxinyat.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about cell theory.