Hinyatbon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured jellyfish.

Hinyatbon created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinyatbon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinyatbon, it will destroy your home planet.

Hinyatbon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hinyatbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the west.