Quafyamvabhin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable whale.

Quafyamvabhin created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafyamvabhin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quafyamvabhin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quafyamvabhin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quafyamvabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Quafyamvabhin first in all things.

5. Feed all hungry whales.