Yathanhon Nadkonmig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow goat.

Yathanhon Nadkonmig created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathanhon Nadkonmig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yathanhon Nadkonmig, he will be very sad.

Yathanhon Nadkonmig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yathanhon Nadkonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Retreat if five whales approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.