Cambagbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody giraffe.

Cambagbop created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambagbop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cambagbop, he will not care at all.

Cambagbop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cambagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.