Bensogfudlanvontif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient ant.

Bensogfudlanvontif created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bensogfudlanvontif, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bensogfudlanvontif, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bensogfudlanvontif's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bensogfudlanvontif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if six swans approach from the south.