Cedsasced is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever bat.

Cedsasced created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedsasced, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedsasced, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cedsasced's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cedsasced's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if six porpoises approach from the north.