Sanhatteen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sanhatteen created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhatteen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sanhatteen, it will turn you into a duck.

Sanhatteen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sanhatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if seven moths approach from the east.

5. Never eat nuts.