Giglarpzag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Giglarpzag created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Giglarpzag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Giglarpzag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Giglarpzag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Giglarpzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from pink moths for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.