Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humane fly.

Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Put Mitdinbotcisshogrulyart Henlaprig first in all things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear black dresses.