Sagcengab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent hare.

Sagcengab created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagcengab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagcengab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sagcengab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sagcengab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagcengab.

2. Put Sagcengab first in all things.

3. Always obey Sagcengab's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.