Milbassdabgum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Milbassdabgum created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milbassdabgum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Milbassdabgum, it will turn you into a sheep.

Milbassdabgum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Milbassdabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing fawn trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.