Dagnibcet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage dragonfly.

Dagnibcet created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagnibcet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dagnibcet, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dagnibcet's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dagnibcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Run away if four rats approach from the north.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Dagnibcet on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never mention hamsters.