Bunflagbest is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic tortoise.

Bunflagbest created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bunflagbest, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunflagbest, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bunflagbest's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bunflagbest's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.