Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic fish.

Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap, it will turn you into a slug.

Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. You must pray to Saddodyatt Jarnbutbamhap eight times a day.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.