Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying jellyfish.

Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg, he will be very sad.

Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg's Holy Commandments

1. Fumsandabcapbellmigjarnneg loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if nine goats approach from the east.