Fasgidtad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless donkey.

Fasgidtad created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Fasgidtad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fasgidtad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fasgidtad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fasgidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fasgidtad on top of all buildings.

3. Fasgidtad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.