Lidlapcud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful swallow.

Lidlapcud created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlapcud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidlapcud, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lidlapcud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lidlapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Pray towards the west.