Bisscitlop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable mole.

Bisscitlop created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscitlop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bisscitlop, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bisscitlop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bisscitlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never wear magenta rings.

3. Always obey Bisscitlop's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must pray to Bisscitlop eight times a day.