Dubcibfab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, amazing cat.

Dubcibfab created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubcibfab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dubcibfab, she will turn you into a rock.

Dubcibfab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dubcibfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubcibfab.