Bantitarn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient centaur.

Bantitarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bantitarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bantitarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bantitarn's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bantitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bantitarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bantitarn.