Pinhivil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying weasel.

Pinhivil created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinhivil, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinhivil, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pinhivil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pinhivil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.